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Hey! You can't be serious all the
time, even if the polar ice caps may be melting. Email us your
top reason, and if yours is chosen for our Final Top 10 List, we
will make you famous!
10. Undersea World Of Cousteau Replaces CBS Evening News.
9. Always Wanted To Go To Antarctica For Spring Break!
8. Thong Bikinis On Casual Fridays.
7. Citing The Health Benefits Of Dry Heat, Hell Moves To
Iraq.
6. "Where's Waldo Hiding The Cold Brewskis?" Becomes #1 World
Game.
5. Russia Solves Economic Problems By Introducing Club-Med
Siberia.
4. Ted Turner Organizes The Whales & Dolphins To Save The
Humans.
3. Dinosaurs Reappear In Galapagos Islands (But Still Smoking
Cigarettes).
2. Florida Washes Away, Making Presidental Elections A
Whole Lot Easier.
1. Two Words: SURF's UP!!!!
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